Bart's Mom's definitions
1.This occurs in homes with two or more dogs as follows:
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.
"As usual,after finishing their own food,Bart and Buddy did the bowl patrol just in case a morsel was left uneaten."
dogs dog food dog behavior Bart pets
dogs dog food dog behavior Bart pets
by Bart's Mom August 7, 2009
Get the bowl patrolmug. 1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the psycho hag mommug. A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011
Get the Sheentologymug. 1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"
" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
Get the invisible dogmug. 1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009
Get the panic pickmug. A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011
Get the Sheentologymug. A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.
Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence
tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence
by Bart's Mom December 15, 2009
Get the bitch larvaemug.