1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
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invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
Get the invisible husband mug.1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
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batshit minivan syndrome
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
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batshit minivan syndrome
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
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"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
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by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009
Get the subway smashers mug.A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
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Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
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tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011
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by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
Get the new commando mug.A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011
Get the Sheentology mug.A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.
Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
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tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence
by Bart's Mom December 15, 2009
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