14 definitions by Bart's Mom
1.A condition of the female human usually resulting from the repetitive noise,and/or whining,fighting, begging by her offspring.Usually includes displays of snarling,screaming and use of four letter words.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
2.A condition that may or may not be hastened by PMS,roughly equivalent to Defcon 1.
"After 3 hours alone in the minivan with her two kids bickering,complaining and 'not touching each other', Bonnie went completely psycho hag mom on them."
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
"Yes,it is getting close to that time of the month,honey-WHY DO YOU ASK?"
frazzled moms irritating kids minivan PMS defcon one
batshit minivan syndrome
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed
by Bart's Mom August 4, 2009
"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 1, 2011
A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom February 28, 2011
1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy
by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009