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subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.
"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
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by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009
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new commando

Going out without any communication device,whether on purpose or by accident.
"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."

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by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
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invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
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by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
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Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

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by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011
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bitch larvae

A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.
Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
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larva larvae preadolescence
by Bart's Mom December 15, 2009
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flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
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by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
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bowl patrol

1.This occurs in homes with two or more dogs as follows:
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.
"As usual,after finishing their own food,Bart and Buddy did the bowl patrol just in case a morsel was left uneaten."

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by Bart's Mom August 7, 2009
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