1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed
"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."
fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed
by Bart's Mom August 04, 2009
"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection
by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009
A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom March 01, 2011
A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."
porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
by Bart's Mom February 28, 2011
1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009