Bart's Mom's definitions

fishmeckled

1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.

"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"

"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."

fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed

by Bart's Mom August 4, 2009

politicked-off

The resulting anger from a two party system that fails to serve any interests but their own.

"I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."

politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans

by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009

invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.

"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

bitch larvae

A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.

Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
tween preteen screeching Hanna Montana Miley Cyrus
larva larvae preadolescence

by Bart's Mom December 15, 2009

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011

bowl patrol

1.This occurs in homes with two or more dogs as follows:
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.

"As usual,after finishing their own food,Bart and Buddy did the bowl patrol just in case a morsel was left uneaten."

dogs dog food dog behavior Bart pets

by Bart's Mom August 7, 2009

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009