Definitions by Barry My Dicencider

Blazik

The gentle manner in which one uses their tongue to clean up a particularly important messy jimi job session.

Dude splooged all over himself doing that jimi job, thankfully his partner was there to give him a thorough blazik.

The unsubtle art of pretending not to know how and object came to be lodged in one's colon.

His hands are covered in lube, the cucumber is missing, and the room smells like ass. Everyone knows what's going on, there's no need to blazik.