splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.
Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact
by Barry April 21, 2004
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bainsey

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey
by barry August 27, 2003
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One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.
Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.
by Barry June 04, 2004
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borange

Definition: Stuffed up,
In the early 70's there was an add for (I think) Miranda Orange Drink. It was about an Orange who was so proud to be going into this drink. The add was supposed to be him coming out onto the stage to say "IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN ORANGE" But instead he was so nervous that he came out and said "IT PRAKES ME MOUD TO BE A BORANGE" So he stuffed up
So when you get it wrong, "Oh Ive made a right Borange of myself
by Barry January 06, 2005
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crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.
James is from the crroked letter
by Barry April 06, 2004
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DJ Binomial

This guy is an awesome DJ. He loves to mix up formulae while on the decks. He is never without his sidekick, MC Poisson
Lemme hear you guys make some noise! For one night only, DJ Binomial is in the house!!
by Barry July 12, 2006
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rice rocket

dozens and dozens of stickers (AEM, STREETGLOW, NOS) in weird ass places (gas tank, wing, license plate, middle of windshield)+a wing big enough to give you an enormous amount of downforce to practically lift ur front tires+green rims+9999k hids+white emblems(glow in the dark)+exhaust sticking out so far its bigger than a black mans dick+copy of fast and the furious part 1 and 2 in ur car=what is that red button on ur steering wheel...OMFG...HELL NO...IS THAT....NOSSSSS
by Barry March 01, 2005
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