Definitions by Barry

Monobrain 

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

Monobrain by Barry June 4, 2004

MJ Ankles 

Because he is both an MC AND a DJ, that's where the MJ part comes from. This kid wears ludicrously short ankle-swingers, hence Ankles.

Hey MJ, your ankles must be cold, buy some ankle-warmers!

MJ Ankles by Barry June 4, 2004

Give it 5! 

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

Give it 5! by Barry June 4, 2004

3rd Generation Burke 

This lil' gem came about randomly. Everyone just started saying '3rd Generation Burke'. It means whatever is on your mind at the time. Often mixed in with monobrain to become '3rd generation monobrain'.

Who's that 3rd generation burke over there by the happysack?

3rd Generation Burke by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion charge 

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

Congestion charge by Barry June 4, 2004

Sag 

To do nothing, lie around and be lazy

I'm just sagging, watching TV

Sag by Barry June 4, 2004

Happysack 

A small bean-filled ball which you lob around classrooms for fun.

Hey MJ, chuck me the happysack! I want a piece of that pie!

Happysack by Barry June 4, 2004