Barry's definitions

borange

Definition: Stuffed up,
In the early 70's there was an add for (I think) Miranda Orange Drink. It was about an Orange who was so proud to be going into this drink. The add was supposed to be him coming out onto the stage to say "IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN ORANGE" But instead he was so nervous that he came out and said "IT PRAKES ME MOUD TO BE A BORANGE" So he stuffed up

So when you get it wrong, "Oh Ive made a right Borange of myself

by Barry January 6, 2005

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

by Barry June 4, 2004

v10

vailum

10mg vailums

by barry October 17, 2003

phillippa

A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.

"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"

by Barry January 27, 2005

Klarky Kat

Ketamine (drug)

"Lets get semi dimensional on klarky kat!"

by Barry January 30, 2004

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003