Definitions by Baron Boffin

jobbie whacked 

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

jobbie whacked by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

Rave Cave 

A rave which is held inside a cave.

Dave told me there is gonna be a Rave Cave this weekend!

Want to go to the Rave Cave?

Rave Cave by Baron Boffin April 26, 2010

stray fart 

Once somebody farts and it the initial smell has disappeared, but then the smell returns, this is referred to as a stray fart.

Can also be used to indicate that someone is hanging around like a bad smell and should leave.

I wandered into a stray fart over there, man was it smelly!

Haitham is being such a stray fart.

stray fart by Baron Boffin September 1, 2009

ruddiless 

A shortened version of rudder-less. Used to imply someone has no direction in life, or has stagnated in their life. Analogous to a boat having no rudder, and thus there is no ability to steer the boat.

Alistair is such a ruddiless hippie.

ruddiless by Baron Boffin August 27, 2009

shuft 

Combination of 'shut it' and 'shift'. Used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way.

Oh would you just shuft!

Shuft!

Dear god, shuft!

shuft by Baron Boffin July 29, 2009

tranification 

The art of turning people into transvestites, akin to the zombification process.

I performed a tranification the other day, he turned out to be quite a transvestite!

tranification by Baron Boffin March 24, 2009