Baron Boffin's definitions

stray fart

Once somebody farts and it the initial smell has disappeared, but then the smell returns, this is referred to as a stray fart.

Can also be used to indicate that someone is hanging around like a bad smell and should leave.

I wandered into a stray fart over there, man was it smelly!

Haitham is being such a stray fart.

by Baron Boffin September 1, 2009

Rave Cave

A rave which is held inside a cave.

Dave told me there is gonna be a Rave Cave this weekend!

Want to go to the Rave Cave?

by Baron Boffin April 26, 2010

tranification

The art of turning people into transvestites, akin to the zombification process.

I performed a tranification the other day, he turned out to be quite a transvestite!

by Baron Boffin March 24, 2009

jobbie whacked

When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

ruddiless

A shortened version of rudder-less. Used to imply someone has no direction in life, or has stagnated in their life. Analogous to a boat having no rudder, and thus there is no ability to steer the boat.

Alistair is such a ruddiless hippie.

by Baron Boffin August 27, 2009

shuft

Combination of 'shut it' and 'shift'. Used in a state of heightened agitation, when trying to get past someone who is blocking the way.

Oh would you just shuft!

Shuft!

Dear god, shuft!

by Baron Boffin July 29, 2009