Definitions by Bank Varish
Baker Mayfield
Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.
Baker Mayfield by Bank Varish August 8, 2023
Libertarian
I wanted to enrich my already rich friends so I ran as a Republican but lost, so I’m running again as a libertarian.
Libertarian by Bank Varish July 17, 2020
Bizarro America
(Formally known as The United States of America.)
1. -A place where nothing makes sense. Up is down. Black is white. Idiocracy and ignorance thrive while intellectuals and genuine empathetic people who only want what’s best for the majority are shunned and called fags.
2. -A nation that used Orwell’s book “1984” as an instruction manual.
1. -A place where nothing makes sense. Up is down. Black is white. Idiocracy and ignorance thrive while intellectuals and genuine empathetic people who only want what’s best for the majority are shunned and called fags.
2. -A nation that used Orwell’s book “1984” as an instruction manual.
Bizarro America by Bank Varish May 27, 2018
Trumpnation
A country that used to be the beacon of hope for the rest of the world. Now just a laughing stock, shit show, oligarch.
Me(on a Red Cross mission): “So what do you think of the United States having the best government money can by?”
Somalian Child Soldier: “O you mean Trumpnation? Yeah I’m good right here.”
Somalian Child Soldier: “O you mean Trumpnation? Yeah I’m good right here.”
Trumpnation by Bank Varish April 2, 2018
Trump it down
Trump it down by Bank Varish March 15, 2018