Libertarian

I wanted to enrich my already rich friends so I ran as a Republican but lost, so I’m running again as a libertarian.
by Bank Varish July 17, 2020
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Bizarro America

(Formally known as The United States of America.)
1. -A place where nothing makes sense. Up is down. Black is white. Idiocracy and ignorance thrive while intellectuals and genuine empathetic people who only want what’s best for the majority are shunned and called fags.
2. -A nation that used Orwell’s book “1984” as an instruction manual.
I was once proud to say I’m an American. Since we became Bizarro America, uhhhhhhhhh not so much.
by Bank Varish May 27, 2018
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Trump it down

How do you not understand any of this? Here, let me Trump it down for you.
by Bank Varish March 15, 2018
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Baker Mayfield

Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.
by Bank Varish August 08, 2023
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Trumpnation

A country that used to be the beacon of hope for the rest of the world. Now just a laughing stock, shit show, oligarch.
Me(on a Red Cross mission): “So what do you think of the United States having the best government money can by?”

Somalian Child Soldier: “O you mean Trumpnation? Yeah I’m good right here.”
by Bank Varish April 02, 2018
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MAGA

MAGA
by Bank Varish August 03, 2023
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