Definitions by Banana Hammie

Clit-tard 

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

Clit-tard by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Jizz target 

The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.

Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.

Jizz target by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

TardGrinder 

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

TardGrinder by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Beaverboy 

A little big man boy who is perfect cunnilingus height and can't get enough.

Caitlin the clit-tard fantasizes that Peter Dinklage will someday become her beaverboy.

Beaverboy by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Little Big Man Boy 

A chubby childish looking adult who wears ill-fitted cargo shorts, Keds, and striped Izods.

Declan's dad is totally a little big man boy and is second to his woman and doesn't even have the respect of his children.

Little Big Man Boy by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019