Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

by Banana Hammie November 04, 2019

Milky Snatching

Grabbing someone by there milk jugs.

Milo was milky snatching me today and I was like " NO. THIS IS HENTI!"

by Banana Hammie March 02, 2020

Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

by Banana Hammie December 05, 2020

Mr. Imagination

A happy little hobgoblin who lives in one's cranium. The imagination man guzzles milksteak and gummy beans.

My Mr. Imagination is acting up again! Time to take the sadness pills.

by Banana Hammie November 09, 2019

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 04, 2020