Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

by Bam068 June 03, 2023

Stank Eyez

Getting Pink Eye from a Dutch Oven.

My wife got Stank Eyez after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.

by Bam068 January 20, 2022

THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

by Bam068 May 04, 2018

Servage

The cleavage shot you get when your waitress leans in to deliver your meal.

The Servage was outstanding at the Octoberfest, the beauty of peasant blouses.

by Bam068 December 21, 2015

Gemini'd

When a man with MOOBS gets Motorboated in a 69 position.
Both man and woman get motorboated at the same time.

The chubby guy's girlfriend Gemini'd him for his birthday!

by Bam068 January 27, 2020

Backdrafts

When your partner farts under the covers then waves them, and you get a fart shotgun.

My wife always appoligieses for farting in bed, then Backdrafts me.

by Bam068 January 21, 2022

Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

by Bam068 January 30, 2020