Bald Boy 's definitions

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

Pootay

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

curly cough

When a pubic hair gets caught in the back of your throat causing you to cough.

Vinnie had a date with Andrea last nite and woke up this morning with the curly cough.

by Bald Boy January 13, 2018

parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

by Bald Boy February 18, 2018

bubblah fart

A wet fart that bubbles out of your anus

We were watching the football game today and Scottie ripped a bubblah fart. All I heard was the ripple and it stunk to high heaven.

by Bald Boy May 10, 2018

Radish

A white man or woman with red hair therefore emulating the features of the vegetable.

“Hey whose that radish that showed up at the party with Jimmy? Oh the red headed kid? That’s teddy”

by Bald Boy November 21, 2020

head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

by Bald Boy May 16, 2022