Definitions by Bald Boy

head swole 

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

head swole by Bald Boy May 16, 2022

Squash 

A slang word for oral sex. Similar to head, skull or dome.

Yo hunny just give me some squash!

Squash by Bald Boy November 8, 2021

Radish

A white man or woman with red hair therefore emulating the features of the vegetable.

“Hey whose that radish that showed up at the party with Jimmy? Oh the red headed kid? That’s teddy”

Radish by Bald Boy November 21, 2020

Pootay 

Another word for a fart usually used at younger ages

Oh jeez do you smell that? I think young Scottie did a pootay.

Pootay by Bald Boy September 12, 2019

parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors

Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.

parlor monger by Bald Boy July 9, 2018

bubblah fart 

A wet fart that bubbles out of your anus

We were watching the football game today and Scottie ripped a bubblah fart. All I heard was the ripple and it stunk to high heaven.

bubblah fart by Bald Boy May 10, 2018

parked a fart 

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018