9 definitions by BadAssGirl
An obnoxious arsehole, currently presenting Top Gear alongside Richard Hammond & James May. He is irritating, rude & insulting to most people & cultures, though he does get some things right...
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...not very often.
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...not very often.
by BadAssGirl December 23, 2013
1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
by BadAssGirl December 30, 2014