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Richard Hammond

1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.

Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.

He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.

2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.

Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?

Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?

Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>

Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(

by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013

GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.

Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.

by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013