8 definitions by Bad Obnauticus

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1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009
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The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
by Bad Obnauticus November 01, 2009
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1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.
Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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Slang for extremely large fake breasts.
If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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Slang for testicles.
Hey, girl, be sure to taste up on my meat candy while you're down there. Thanks.
by Bad Obnauticus October 28, 2009
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A slang term for semen.
"That alfredo sauce looks like nut puddin'!"
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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What your friends drink when they get their asses kicked at video games.
Guy to his buddies on X-Box Live: "Looks like I just got a triple kill...again! Guess it's time for you ladies to down a bottle of burn sauce."
by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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