Definitions by Bad Obnauticus

refill ninja 

Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.

"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."

refill ninja by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009

black and blue balled 

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

black and blue balled by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009

penny collector 

1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."

penny collector by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

life grips 

Slang for extremely large fake breasts.

If I'm ever floating out in open water, I hope I'm with Pam Anderson, 'cause there ain't no way I'll ever sink with them life grips of hers! Holler.

life grips by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

burn sauce 

What your friends drink when they get their asses kicked at video games.

Guy to his buddies on X-Box Live: "Looks like I just got a triple kill...again! Guess it's time for you ladies to down a bottle of burn sauce."

burn sauce by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

nut puddin' 

A slang term for semen.

"That alfredo sauce looks like nut puddin'!"

nut puddin' by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

Rosetta Stoning 

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

Rosetta Stoning by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009