Meat Candy

Slang for testicles.

Hey, girl, be sure to taste up on my meat candy while you're down there. Thanks.

by Bad Obnauticus October 28, 2009

burn sauce

What your friends drink when they get their asses kicked at video games.

Guy to his buddies on X-Box Live: "Looks like I just got a triple kill...again! Guess it's time for you ladies to down a bottle of burn sauce."

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

penny collector

1. Anyone who enjoys hording useless collectables such as faberge eggs, "limited edition" cups from McDonalds, Beanies Babies, etc.

2. Slang for a mentally disabled person.

Example 1.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just got another Dave Matthews Band live bootleg to add to my collection."

Guy 2: "Don't you already have like thirty of those?"

Guy 1: "Yeah...and?"

Guy 2: "You are such a fuckin' penny collector."

Example 2.
Guy 1: "Check out the penny collector in the foam helmet!"

Guy 2: "Sexy."

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

nut puddin'

A slang term for semen.

"That alfredo sauce looks like nut puddin'!"

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009

Rosetta Stoning

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009

black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

by Bad Obnauticus November 02, 2009

refill ninja

Someone who jumps to the front of the line at a fast food restaurant counter to get their drink refilled before the person they have cut has a chance to place an order.

"Dude, I was about to order a number 7 at Taco Bell, when this refill ninja totally cut in front of me. It happened so fast I didn't have time to react."

by Bad Obnauticus November 12, 2009