Bad C dev's definitions

Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.

Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

what the phuc

Alternative spelling for "What the fuck"

"What the phuc" are you doing under my skirt you perv.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.

I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.

I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.

Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021