Bad C dev's definitions

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

dpkg

One of the few things elegant enough to escape the wrath of Linus Torvalds, dpkg is beautiful, simplistic, and self-contained. It does one thing and just one thing and that thing is installing/uninstalling packages. It works great in pipes, and its the epitome of good UNIX design principles.

I love dpkg except when it doesn't work, so I use aptitude which does a million things and does half of them correctly. Ah the joys of Linux.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.

After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

omniscientology

A Scientologist that knows everything about Scientology.

The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022

Nubiles

An online porn website and company devoted to beautiful women posing nude.

I can't stop spending money on Nubiles. Porn has never tasted so delicious.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

gfdl

A.k.a. gimbalforcedeadlock, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gfdl!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

bovine fuck

Synonym for cow fuck. See cow fuck. Fuck a cow today and raise money for charity. Fuck!

To bovine fuck is to cow fuck

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021