Bad C dev's definitions

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

naked Bradbury

The state or statuary of love with the OG pedophile

Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

skeletone

When you have the skin tone of a skeleton (i.e. you are rgb255,255,255 white)

Skeletone girls are soooo hot

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

bovine fuck

Synonym for cow fuck. See cow fuck. Fuck a cow today and raise money for charity. Fuck!

To bovine fuck is to cow fuck

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Biostarita

Pronounced bio-sta-rita, this is a sexy Mexican female BIOS riding a horse, typical in the nude.

We saw three white Biostarita yesterday riding at full gallop across the savanna and it was surreal.

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

Eucharotic

When you have a fetish for the Eucharist and the Eucharist turns you on.

When I went up to receive the holy eucharist at mass, tasking that thing in my mouth gave me the biggest boner. Thank you JC for giving me my eucharotic fetish.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021