the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.

After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

omniscientology

A Scientologist that knows everything about Scientology.

The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022

I love dogs

What you say to random strangers you meet on the street when you want to meet and greet their dog.

"I love dogs" I told them because I honestly and truly love dogs from the bottom of my heart. Dogs are man's best friend.

by Bad C dev March 02, 2021

them cups

Showing men your boobs

Woman: I gave the men a heaping spoonful of them cups.

by Bad C dev October 08, 2021

gfdl

A.k.a. gimbalforcedeadlock, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gfdl!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Fickenwitz

Literally translates to “fuck camp” in German. It’s like Auschwitz but for BDSM sexaholics who love rape because, as Sesame Street always used to say, rape is fun for everyone.

Der Jewdenrot we’re transferred to Auschwitz to Fickenwitz and enjoyed the magic and fantasy of rape.

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev November 01, 2022