Bad C dev's definitions

nevernaut

1. Nevernaut games, an online website for in-browser games
2. A person who is never going to be an astronaut.

When I was 3, I wanted to be an astronaut. When I turned 7, I realized I was doomed to be a nevernaut, so I started playing nevernaut games in my ancient (then modern) Internet Explorer 6 browser.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hemmoroids

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hemorrhoids

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

thombodus

Literally means "mouth bread" in Volapük.

We gave the children some nice slices of thombodus during the picnic today.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

PHAT shart

A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.

Did you see that PHAT shart? It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Hypersexualize

The sad state of a porn-addicted society where everyone has a dirty mind, so everything is a sex metaphor.

An elementary school teacher named Mrs. Hawthorn is a victim of our hypersexualized society. When Mrs. Hawthorn saw the first-grader sucking the horn of the unicorn on the playground, she nearly had a seizure. Mrs. Hawthorn dragged that first-grader straight to the principal, where he served detention for 3 weeks.

by Bad C dev March 1, 2021