by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
The evil-doers in the Rwandan Genocide due to centuries of bad blood between the races of people. It was like America going to civil war over who could own slaves except that it was like brother and sister going to war over who's black enough to deserve to live. Not all Hutu bad. In fact, despite the 600k Tutsi they killed and the 500k women they raped most Hutu are good people who had nothing to do with the Genocide except that they were responsible for inaction against it.
During the Rwandan Genocide, radio broadcasters urged Hutus to “cut down the tall trees,” which involved lots of blood and a little cum here and there.
by Bad C dev March 04, 2021
This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
by Bad C dev March 01, 2021
In geometry class, the teacher asked for questions about hexagons so I raised the topic of hexafuck, and we had a very intelligent and enlightening discussion.
by Bad C dev July 26, 2021
When the micro text editor with all its sexy key bindings and petite portable single-file binary that can penetrate SSH struts around in the nude for your pleasure and you can't stave off your erection any longer.
Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on
by Bad C dev January 22, 2022
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
Most free (as in freedom) Linux distro. Why have a working microphone or Nvidia drivers on your laptop when you can run in VT100 text mode and relish the enduring FREEDOM washing over you like a wave.
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.
by Bad C dev February 02, 2022