Bad C dev's definitions

what the phuc

Alternative spelling for "What the fuck"

"What the phuc" are you doing under my skirt you perv.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.

Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Clean sex

Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.

Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.

Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Eucharotic

When you have a fetish for the Eucharist and the Eucharist turns you on.

When I went up to receive the holy eucharist at mass, tasking that thing in my mouth gave me the biggest boner. Thank you JC for giving me my eucharotic fetish.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

dpkg

One of the few things elegant enough to escape the wrath of Linus Torvalds, dpkg is beautiful, simplistic, and self-contained. It does one thing and just one thing and that thing is installing/uninstalling packages. It works great in pipes, and its the epitome of good UNIX design principles.

I love dpkg except when it doesn't work, so I use aptitude which does a million things and does half of them correctly. Ah the joys of Linux.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Deepin

The most beautiful Linux distribution aesthetics-wise. Not too shabby internally and based on Debian stable.

The best thing to come from Wuhan China has been Deepin Linux. Also, illegal meth-addicted sex slaves, but that's a tale for another definition.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021