Nubiles

An online porn website and company devoted to beautiful women posing nude.
I can't stop spending money on Nubiles. Porn has never tasted so delicious.
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moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).
The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.
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NeverFap

Your lifelong commitment to self-improvement and happy living via NoFap.
After I joined NoFap, I pledged to NeverFap again. I'm doing this for my sister, who died while being aggressively raped by a porn addict. Fuck porn!
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asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
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We make toys

A phrase commonly spoken at Santa's toy shops
Elves: "We make toys!"
Santa: Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep here!
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what a wonderful pussy

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Oh, Yes!
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fuck you, me

What I keep thinking over and overtill I’m out of my mind.
I repetitively think to myself,“fuck you, me.”

I hate myself and what I have become, so fuck you, myself!
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