Bad C dev's definitions

slavant

A slavic who is a savant

I bully my victim all day and night for being both a slav and an autist, but it's all good bc he's a slavant.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

fuckinoslavsky

Fuck slavsky and fuck Russia; America on top.

Fuckinoslavsky is a racial slur intended to say "fuck slavsky and fuck Russia; America on top"

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

egap

An Enchanted Golden Apple in the video game of Minecraft

Despite eating an egap beforehand, the bastion still caused me to pop a few totems.

by Bad C dev June 27, 2021

asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

JC and the boys

A reference to JC (Julius Caesar) and "the boys" (Cassius, Brutus, Antony, Octavius, Casca, Flavius, Cicero, Lepidus, Murellus, and Decius). Commonly used by an English teacher named Harris.

JC and the boys had a nice swing'n'stab ballet in the closing Act of Julius Caesar because Cassius betrayed the honorable, noble Brutus before the unwritten act where Brutus plied his wife with 30 glasses of wine and had some fun with the boys. Damn you Cassius; if only the story would have gone on a bit longer, things would have gotten a lot better.

by Bad C dev March 12, 2021

Eucharist

Body of Christ in the Catholic church. Yes, you are cannibalizing of of our lord, JC, you savage. Stop pretending you are doing the world a service and stop eating people.

Today, I ate a man at mass. His name was Jesus Christ, and he tasted a lot like bread. The Eucharist was transformed into his body and the Wine was transformed into his blood for my consumption.

by Bad C dev March 12, 2021

Kum

Latin for "with"

"Kum laude" means "with praise," not "cum loudly" you fuccin pervs.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021