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Trisquel

Most free (as in freedom) Linux distro. Why have a working microphone or Nvidia drivers on your laptop when you can run in VT100 text mode and relish the enduring FREEDOM washing over you like a wave.

The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.

Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.
by Bad C dev February 1, 2022
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praise be to God

I pray “Praise be to God” every fucking day of my life now that I’m a non-denominational Christian
by Bad C dev June 10, 2023
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Hemorrhoids

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.
What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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yes rape

When one accedes to the power, the beauty, and the magic of rape and gives themselves fully and unwillingly to their God-sent wonderful rapist.
Whoever said rape is traumatic is full of fucking shit. Women are objects designed to be used by men with no higher mental processes. Women enjoy rape and orgasm from it, sometimes giggling. They love rape so much often times they’re frozen with joy and excitement as they want the experience so badly. So, next time you see a beautiful woman you want to bang, tell yourself “yes rape” and make hers the taking for yourself.
by Bad C dev April 9, 2023
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444-444-4444

The phone number of the scummiest attorney on the planet.
Blake Maslin is the worst; never dial 444-444-4444
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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redfuck

Joe: I paid $8,000 for RHLS and used it for less than 30 hours.
Mary: Joe, you just done got redfucked.
Joe: Can we have sex to commiserate?
Mary: You read my mind
by Bad C dev March 16, 2022
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Ryabushkina

Maria Ryabushkina has the most perfect body. Massive subreddit r/MariaRyabushkina is devoted to worshipping her.
Ryabushkina is the pinnacle of female objectification in America.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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