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Body of Christ in the Catholic church. Yes, you are cannibalizing of of our lord, JC, you savage. Stop pretending you are doing the world a service and stop eating people.
Today, I ate a man at mass. His name was Jesus Christ, and he tasted a lot like bread. The Eucharist was transformed into his body and the Wine was transformed into his blood for my consumption.
by Bad C dev March 12, 2021
Get the Eucharist mug.A reference to JC (Julius Caesar) and "the boys" (Cassius, Brutus, Antony, Octavius, Casca, Flavius, Cicero, Lepidus, Murellus, and Decius). Commonly used by an English teacher named Harris.
JC and the boys had a nice swing'n'stab ballet in the closing Act of Julius Caesar because Cassius betrayed the honorable, noble Brutus before the unwritten act where Brutus plied his wife with 30 glasses of wine and had some fun with the boys. Damn you Cassius; if only the story would have gone on a bit longer, things would have gotten a lot better.
by Bad C dev March 12, 2021
Get the JC and the boys mug.1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
by Bad C dev March 19, 2021
Get the asscrumptionous mug.When an Asian has pent up energy and feelings, maybe even real emotions, and needs to get it all out, so they resort to their primal nature and perform the native American Indian dances of their ancestors.
Joe: dude!, why is 牛月亮 stomping around everywhere like he were hyped up on amphetamines or somethin?
Matt: GF done dumped 牛月亮 and he's having to get all his pent up feelings out.
Joe: Ah, the asian chicksaw I see. Understood, and I'll give him space to work it out.
Matt: So, where does that leave us two now, all alone by ourselves in this tiny room? Is it getting hotter in here?
**Matt and Joe proceed to take off their clothes and have steamy lustful sex, splattering odorous cum and semen over everything**
Matt: GF done dumped 牛月亮 and he's having to get all his pent up feelings out.
Joe: Ah, the asian chicksaw I see. Understood, and I'll give him space to work it out.
Matt: So, where does that leave us two now, all alone by ourselves in this tiny room? Is it getting hotter in here?
**Matt and Joe proceed to take off their clothes and have steamy lustful sex, splattering odorous cum and semen over everything**
by Bad C dev July 17, 2022
Get the asian chicksaw mug.When Joe irritates Araon, so Araon slaps Joe back, so Joe gives Araon a bloody nose, so Araon breaks Joe's arm, so Joe disembowls Araon.
Bascially anywhere that there's an escalation of conflict and no side can see the other's POV porn due to internet censorship, so they just keep fucking eachother round'n'round like jackrabbits with pent-up sexual energy, causing more blood to bleed with every thrust until one side is fucking deaaad.
Bascially anywhere that there's an escalation of conflict and no side can see the other's POV porn due to internet censorship, so they just keep fucking eachother round'n'round like jackrabbits with pent-up sexual energy, causing more blood to bleed with every thrust until one side is fucking deaaad.
by Bad C dev July 17, 2022
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John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
by Bad C dev July 23, 2022
Get the ukrainian girls are da best mug.When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.
Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.
Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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