Eucharist

Body of Christ in the Catholic church. Yes, you are cannibalizing of of our lord, JC, you savage. Stop pretending you are doing the world a service and stop eating people.

Today, I ate a man at mass. His name was Jesus Christ, and he tasted a lot like bread. The Eucharist was transformed into his body and the Wine was transformed into his blood for my consumption.

by Bad C dev March 12, 2021

Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.

Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

them cups

Showing men your boobs

Woman: I gave the men a heaping spoonful of them cups.

by Bad C dev October 08, 2021

gfdl

A.k.a. gimbalforcedeadlock, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gfdl!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Fickenwitz

Literally translates to “fuck camp” in German. It’s like Auschwitz but for BDSM sexaholics who love rape because, as Sesame Street always used to say, rape is fun for everyone.

Der Jewdenrot we’re transferred to Auschwitz to Fickenwitz and enjoyed the magic and fantasy of rape.

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev November 01, 2022

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 05, 2021