Ffuucckk!!!!!!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
God on Earth. He is the Lord, who shall save humanity from its misogynistic tendencies towards proprietary software. The very atoms of his body are holy, and every time he chews his foot fungus he is actually sampling pure divinity. He shall correct all those who dare to misuse the phrase "GNU / Linux," owing to the fact that Linux is the kernel and GNU is the system of components forming the building blocks of the operating system. He is the shepherd of all flocks and varieties of people, namely those who recognize the superiority of GNU / Linux. Like any good shepherd, he shall never lead his people astray, never compromise his sacred beliefs, and always set a truly aspiring example of what people should aspire to become.
Random person: What are you doing?
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.
GNU/Linux user: I am kneeling before my Lord, Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.
by Bad C dev February 25, 2021
Body of Christ in the Catholic church. Yes, you are cannibalizing of of our lord, JC, you savage. Stop pretending you are doing the world a service and stop eating people.
Today, I ate a man at mass. His name was Jesus Christ, and he tasted a lot like bread. The Eucharist was transformed into his body and the Wine was transformed into his blood for my consumption.
by Bad C dev March 12, 2021
I had a threesome with two hot chicks and the cuntts were amazing.
I saw two idiots trying to figure out how to open a door. What a bunch of cuntts!
Which cuntt do you choose? Mine or her's? YOU MUST DECIDE!
I saw two idiots trying to figure out how to open a door. What a bunch of cuntts!
Which cuntt do you choose? Mine or her's? YOU MUST DECIDE!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021