Bad C dev's definitions

gimbalforcedeadlock

A.k.a. gfdl, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gimbalforcedeadlock!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Fucktrek

A long, perilously, and courageous journey whose mission statement is "To boldly fuck where no man has fucked before"

John: I heard HBO is producing a new Startrek series
Robert: In other news, OBH is producing a new season of Fucktrek

by Bad C dev September 28, 2021

moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).

The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍

I love to shit on you :)

by Bad C dev November 6, 2024

foot fungus is sexy

Praise be!, to Foot Fungus

Foot fungus is gorgeous

Foot fungus is pornographic

Foot fungus is hot

Foot fungus is naked ladies

Foot fungus is beautiful

Foot fungus is phat

Foot fungus is tantalizing

Foot fungus is sexy

Foot fungus is the word

Foot fungus is the way we shook

Foot fungus is lovely love love

Foot fungus is the world on a string

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

bestgasm

Da best orgasm

I was furiously masterbating beside my shemale fwb and she jumped on my dick and sucked it all out as I intensely moaned and squeezed her hand and afterwards I jumped on her and kissed her all over. That was the bestgasm I ever had

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023