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Beat me up, Scotty

What Captain Kirk says when he’s thirsty for a thorough anal pounding.
Scotty 😍 Omg he is sooo hot 🥰 beat me up, Scotty! ☺️ love u Scotty 😚 uwu
by Bad C dev February 7, 2026
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Okhash

.L4:

add rbx, QWORD PTR rax+24

lea r9, rdi+1548580641

add rdi, QWORD PTR rax+16

add rax, 80

xor rdi, rbx

add r11, QWORD PTR rax-72

add rcx, QWORD PTR rax-80

ror rdi, 29

xor rcx, r11

add r10, QWORD PTR rax-40

add r12, QWORD PTR rax-24

imul r11, rdi

rol rcx, 24

add r9, QWORD PTR rax-8

imul r13, rcx

lea r11, rsi-1332119646+r11

add rsi, QWORD PTR rax-48

xor rsi, r10

add r9, r13

rol rsi, 32

lea r13, rcx+742845114+r9

imul rbx, rsi
lea rbx, r8+1910080167+rbx

add r8, QWORD PTR rax-32

xor r8, r12

rol r8, 27

imul r10, r8

lea r10, rdx-1320458082+r10

add rdx, QWORD PTR rax-16

xor rdx, r9

ror rdx, 31

imul r12, rdx

add rbp, -80

jc .L4

# /okhash
by Bad C dev January 19, 2026
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I found this note titled Project note I must have written when I blacked out on cocaine on my computer and barfed blood over everything but idk what the fuck it means! Do you?
by Bad C dev January 18, 2026
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You raise me up

You raise me down

You throw me all around

/

Let me be raise the roof

Let me raise you high

So very high we reach together

/

You raised me up

Up and down and all around

/

You fuck me up

You fuck me down

Fuck me left and right and all around

/

Let me be your doll

And I think about it all the time

How you raise me up

How you raise me down

How you fuck my shit up

And fuck my shit down

/

Raise me up

Raise it up high

Long gusts go up and up

Before it bear down and down

It drags you all around

/

I think about all the time

When you raise me up

You do raise me down

I am your doll

Which you’re going to fuck all the time

/

So lower the floor

Lower it down high

Never see the bottom so deep

Black and black so deep

Slam right into the concrete

/

You raised me up

So very high I can touch the sky

The moon and stars are mine

Don’t drag me down

So very deep

No further pleeeease

I beg of you

Let some daylight peep

/

Dragged down deep into the ground

Dragged up and down and all around

I beg of you

No further pleeeease

So very deep

/

I’ve been raised up and up

I’ve been dragged down and down

So tired, so useless, so out of control

All while being raised up

And while being raised down

So very high and deep

I’ve fucked the universe

Now let me sleep
/

You raise me up

You drag me down

Raise me no more

Drag me never again

/

Fuck it up really really high

Fuck it down really really low

Fuck my life; shit is going on

Fuck riding a horse all up in the air

Fuck me all around the earth

Fuck me here; fuck me there; just not right now

/

Raise your hands up

Raise your feet down

We gonna break this box right here right now

No more will it throw me all around

I’m not a doll, not a toy, not a thing

Can’t accede any longer

/

I raised me up

I raised me down

I am in control; so much control

I fucked myself

I fucked all around

And shit I did

With my life and all I loved

I suck no more; this ends right here

/

You raised me up

You raised me down

You threw me all around

And I thought about it all the time

Thank you for raising me up

Thank you for lowering me down low

You let the light peep in

And saw the way I did

/

Thank lowering me down

Thank lowering me up

Down deep into that bottomless pit

Down and down the thanks is so deep

Fuck me I can’t see it’s end

For shit I did and fuck so bad, my heart sank so far

/

My heart rose up

My heart rose down

You let the bird free

Unchained and free to roam and fly

Thinking about it all the time

You raise me up!
by Bad C dev January 18, 2026
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YTTFTTSOTBFTA

Yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass
Fuck this shit up and out all the way through to the other anus of the transgender walaloo hooch’s ducks skftnxj fpga googa kuck me a dinner sandwich fuck you

In conclusion, YTTFTTSOTBFTA!
by Bad C dev January 16, 2026
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1.7976931348623157e+308

Maximum positive representable value of an IEEE 754 double precision floating point value. The next representable value, going bitwise, is Infinity, and the next one after that is NaN

1.7976931348623157e+308 is the base10 scientific notation of this floating point value.
1.7976931348623157e+308 in raw binary is the 64-bit integer 0x7FEFFFFFFFFFFFFF

1.7976931348623157e+308 as an integer is 179769313486231570814527423731704356798070567525844996598917476803157260780028538760589558632766878171540458953514382464234321326889464182768467546703537516986049910576551282076245490090389328944075868508455133942304583236903222948165808559332123348274797826204144723168738177180919299881250404026184124858368

1.7976931348623157e+308 is why computers can’t have nice things—because floating points fuck the shit up
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Fuck this shit up and out all the way through to the other anus of the transgender walaloo hooch’s ducks skftnxj fpga googa kuck me a dinner sandwich fuck you
In conclusion, yes to the fuck to the shit of the bitch for the ass, motherfuckers!
by Bad C dev January 2, 2026
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