Bad C dev's definitions

asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

kantuck

A synonym for Kentucky, it also describes a center of Heroin epidemics.

Paul: Let's head down and get some Taco Bell burritos.
Samuel: You mean some Heroin from Kantuck?
Paul: Hell yea! Let's go on a Heroin run!

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

venatinus

Pronounced when-auh-tie-noose, this is the baddest Latin curse word

“Venatinus” is such a strong curse word that it’s like “motherfucker” and “nigger” had a baby that was raised by all the bad words for Jews

veni vidi venatini => I came, I saw, I raped the motherfucking shit out of everything

by Bad C dev November 14, 2024

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Double, double toil and trouble

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

by Bad C dev December 6, 2025

UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.

Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

ZHQ

Abbreviation for Zelda HeadQuarters. Zelda is a popular series of video games, comics, action figures, discontinued pre-releases, countless collectibles, and Zelda itself.

I made my room into a ZHQ shrine to Zelda.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021