sister lives in Toronto

The author of this definition has a sister

The author’s sister lives in Toronto

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

porn bookmark

My bookmark for good porn

Please visit tinyurl.com/4xjn6b8k for my porn bookmark

by Bad C dev November 04, 2024

omniscientology

A Scientologist that knows everything about Scientology.

The gang leader of my local Church ring seems to know everything and answer every question I have about scientology. He' says he was born with the gift of omniscientology.

by Bad C dev February 21, 2022

Nubiles

An online porn website and company devoted to beautiful women posing nude.

I can't stop spending money on Nubiles. Porn has never tasted so delicious.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

gfdl

A.k.a. gimbalforcedeadlock, this is the repeated application of thrust via moments of jerks to a worthy opponent or natural force

Not to be confused with gfdln or girlfriend died last night

Man the masts and batten down the hatches! Never will we give up until the last man’s gfdl!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021