BT's definitions

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

klondike

Lesbians from cold places

Look at that, 2 eskimos eating each other out. Must be klondikes.

by bt March 3, 2003

gerbiler

A man who shaves small animals and fires the fucking thing up his ass using a tube of some sort. The animals can be any of the following: gerbils, mice, hamsters, rats (either sewer or store boughten), beavers, muskrats, small dogs, large dogs or pretty much any other animal you can think of shaving.

Look at the way that guy is standing near the waterfalls. I would bet hes a serious gerbiler.

by bt February 24, 2003

illiterate

unable to read and write. basically a fucking idiot who has the approximate education levelof a grade 2 english student if not worse.

99.9% of the people who post stuff on this site are illiterate.

by bt February 28, 2003

thankles

No separation between the thigh and the ankle.Ususally seen in very chunkdified women.

She had thankles like an elephant.

by bt March 3, 2003

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

KIT

That bitchin' ass talking car from Knight Rider

Holy fucking shit, that bitchin' ass car from Knight Rider can talk!

by bt June 28, 2003