BRian's definitions

slutwife

A married woman who fucks other men for her husbands enjoyment.

I enjoy watching my slutwife fuck other men.

by brian April 10, 2008

blue bombaroo

well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.

dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.

lets get a blue bombaroo.

SWEET

well i am 8inches so she will suck my cock.

well we will take what we can get.

by brian May 13, 2005

tsunami

When you piss everywhere in a bathroom

"Man, we that bathroom was hit by a triple tsunami, the walls and floors were full of piss!"

"Let's go tsunami"

by Brian February 19, 2005

ELNK

Earthlink - Broadband Internet Service Provider. www.earthlink.net

I just signed up for a one year contract with ELNK.

by Brian October 28, 2003

Yankees

Team that buys every player in major league baseball, and then wonders why they can't win a World Series every year.

Even though the Yankees payroll was 180 million, compared to 100 million of the Red Sox, they barely made it past Boston in 11 innings of Game 7 with some timely BLOOP b.s. hits.

by Brian October 20, 2003

ping snot

a gental insertion of the toes to the nostrals while making love to a woman in the butt

I ping snoted her untill she bled like she was snorting coke

by BRian January 6, 2004

Fuckbot

An exclaimatory phrase used to convey frustration or displeasure. Usually preceeds the declairation of the cause of the displeasure.

"Fuckbot! The essay was due today?"
"Fuckbot! Why cant I just beat this level?!"

by Brian November 3, 2004