BRad's definitions

Octomussy

large hairy mammal usually mistaken for a rolled up carpet.

"is that an octomussy mummy? "
no sweetie its just a carpet

by brad November 11, 2003

azzy

drug overuse

i can pop more pills than ozzy ever could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by brad January 19, 2004

shit lick

A person who asks dumb questions

dude is that pontiac a charger

by Brad August 29, 2003

kazaalite

peice of shit program that is FULL OF VIRUSES if you have it installed on your comp you are already fucked it will track everything you do and can only be completly removed if u go to www.kazzabegone.com or something like that search it up in yahoo nad its just gay

Brad: damn it took me 8yrs to delete all of kazza lite and the shit it installs on my comp but i still have the 58gig of porno i d/l :) thank you kazaa

by Brad August 21, 2004

Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.

Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.

by Brad February 14, 2005

eli's trick

when a gay man blindfolds a heterosexual male, has a female lure him into a room and has her say she is going to give him a blowjob, when, in fact, the gay man is going to give him a blow job.

man, i was pissed when gay johnny pulled an eli's trick on me last night

by brad March 21, 2004

chesticle

the pecks of a man

"don't hit me in the chesticles"

by brad November 27, 2003