BRETT's definitions
by Brett January 28, 2005

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.
Did you go taping last night?
by Brett November 29, 2003

by brett June 5, 2005

by Brett April 7, 2004

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick
jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!
jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!
by brett December 24, 2004

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl
by Brett January 25, 2005

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.
by Brett December 3, 2004
