BRETT's definitions

Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much

He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!

by Brett January 28, 2005

Taping

When you take a strip of duct tape and set it on the asphalt, sticky side up and wait for a car to run over it. Then it will stick to a cars tire and slap against its body and make it sound like the car has a flat tire.

Did you go taping last night?

by Brett November 29, 2003

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

up

The direction facing away from the field of gravity that most affects the traveler.

The elevator took us up to the seven-and-a-half floor.

by Brett April 7, 2004

thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 24, 2004

Geek Pimp

A geek who believes that he's such a huge pimp, just because all the geeky girls talk to him.

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl

by Brett January 25, 2005

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 3, 2004