raped

When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

by Brendan September 04, 2008

Vert

The sick looking vertical part at the top of the skate or snowboard ramp.

''That mother of a half pipe has half a fucking metre of vert!!!''

by Brendan April 05, 2003

deus ex

From God. Used as an alternative, although not very commonly, for Top Dawg.

''I just completed that game Deus Ex last night as that solid guy''

by Brendan April 05, 2003

Murieston

An area of Livingston, including streets such as Bankton Park East.

I can't believe you really live in Murieston!!!!!!!111111

by brendan September 01, 2004

Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

by brendan September 07, 2004

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

by Brendan October 10, 2003