BRENDAN's definitions

purple flour

Non-harmful substance thrown at Tony Blair during Prime Minister's Question Time on May 20, 2004. Blair was hit by the purple flour but just kept on talking to try and make his urinary tract accident less obvious.

"she was so freaked but we'd only purple floured her"

by brendan May 20, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

cet

Acronym: Central England Temperature

The CET of June is currently above average.

by brendan June 22, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

yumszter

comes from the south americans deep jungle tribe, leddyhattou (GOD OF THE SUN)
they use that word to scare off little midgets that ate there crops and stole there children.

yumszter the little people

by Brendan January 1, 2005

bio

A backflip with a rotation
eg. A Bio 540 = a backflip also rotating through 540 degress horizontally.

''Woah, that guy just bio 540ed the mole hill''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 5, 2003