BRENDAN's definitions

scoring

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

by brendan May 13, 2004

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.

omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.

by Brendan March 28, 2005

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

freeze

A female who is unwilling to kiss, or do sexual favours for their boyfriend.

Britney is a freeze

by brendan May 6, 2004

badussy

the smell when you walk into a room right after fornication


Booty-dick-pussy

damn bro it smells like badussy in here were you just having sex

by Brendan July 25, 2004

aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

by brendan January 21, 2004