Kevon Sampson

Biggest dickhead in the whole world

U are such a kevon sampson

by Brendan August 06, 2004

Paris

Largest and capital French city.

''Paris is known widely as the world capital of art and culture''

by Brendan September 19, 2003

vino

Slang term for wine of any sort. From the french 'vin' for wine.

"My dear I think you've had enough of the vino for one evening"

by brendan September 07, 2004

e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

Red Ash

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 07, 2003

July 18th

My birthday. Don't forget to get me a present.

by Brendan October 04, 2003