BRANDON's definitions

Heteroflexible

A sexual orientation not restricted to a certain sex. Persons who are Heteroflexible 'swing both ways'.

Synonyms:

Bisexual
Bi

I dated this heteroflexible girl one time and she'd bring other girls home with her for us to share.

by Brandon January 4, 2005

evar

Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.

Best thread EVAR!!

by brandon November 27, 2002

zorbit

to blow on someones stomach making a fart noise

She gave me a zorbit and it tickled

by Brandon December 10, 2002

Shnaysh

Substitute for any profanity.

Could also be used in any of these combinations:

shnaysh-a-fras
shnaysh-a-quatch
shnaysh-a-pouch
shnaysh-a-fras in the pouch
shnaysh-a-root in the Bararar
...you get the idea

Shut up ya big shanysh!

by Brandon May 7, 2005

deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

by brandon October 1, 2004

schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!

I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!

by Brandon December 14, 2004

SLG

Smart Looking Guy- usually asian with glasses

Hey SLG is drunk again lets roll him down the stairs.

by Brandon March 23, 2004