BRANDON's definitions

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

pony

Also used in conjunction with the words "My little" to form the phrase My Little Pony. A "Pony" or "My Little Pony" is usually reminiscent of a frail, white trash child, covered in spaghetti sauce and dirt stains, with floppy, greasy hair, resembling the toy "My little Pony" which was left out in the backyard all winter long.

Look at the trail of Pony's walking into Wal-Mart.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Shwang Shwang

sweet,kool,awesome,tight,etc.

for exampl: if sum1 sez they'v got a new g/f u kood say Shwang Shwang

by Brandon September 20, 2003

gnipino

stupid mexican

freakin' gnipinos come here and take all the jobs

by Brandon September 20, 2003

gwat

bitch

im gonna kick yo gwat ass

by Brandon September 20, 2003

BAR

Slang name for a 2mg. XANAX tablet. Derived from its long bar-like shape.

Florida Governor, Jeb Bush's daughter was arrested for calling in a bullshit prescription for XANAX bars.

by Brandon October 1, 2003