BRANDON's definitions

light em up

1. Smoking you tires
2. Mass amounts of fire power

1. Dude, your car has 500 horsepower, LIGHT EM UP.
2. Theyve got us pinned down, LIGHT EM UP

by Brandon August 12, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

whorecake

brandons word duh bitch!

'ashley's a whore cake'

by brandon April 7, 2005

Apagranox

Apagranox: The idea that someday the world will be engulfed in water, and cities will float in the air, a few hundred feet from the water. Commonly believed among the Zollitarians

"The Apagranox is going to come!!!"

by Brandon April 20, 2004

hoight

A catch-all, placeholder phrase. Usually shows up under duress. Most commonly used when the speaker has no idea what the hell is going on or what he's going to do. Similar to a combination in connotation of the military FUBAR and hoo-ah.
The word hoit may have originally started as an alternate spelling.

"Aww, hoight, I have no idea--wait, here we go, I got it."

by Brandon January 26, 2004

you'ren't

Not a real word since it sounds exactly the same as "you aren't".

You aren't going to do that are you?

by Brandon November 13, 2003

WHAT UP DEH!

drunkn exclamation one may shout to friends.

brandon raised his beer and shouted "WHAT UP DEH", and all his drunkn friends replied the same.

by brandon November 19, 2003