BRANDON's definitions

Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

by Brandon March 11, 2004

token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.

Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!

by Brandon March 1, 2004

plahoo

A word usually used when high on crack or acting like high on crack.

PLAHOO!!!!! *passes out*

by Brandon December 6, 2004

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

nunge

an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.

From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.

Nunge! the kid's snot is dripping down his face into his mouth!

by Brandon August 19, 2004

noodle

A person who wiggles in all ways when they walk;specifically when they march.

Noodle Goldsmith is my example.

by brandon May 13, 2005

schuch

is used maily to express an agreement

Hey do you want to go out tonight?
"schuch"
-or-
That girl was hot!
"schuch"

by brandon February 17, 2005