BRANDON's definitions

Zollitarian

One from the Evil Ligeancy of Zoll. One who believes in Zoll and is a citizen of it's evil ligeancy.

person A: "That person didnt salute the U.S. flag!"

person B: "Well thats ok, because he is a citizen of Zoll."

by Brandon April 20, 2004

High performance giggler pin

A high performance pin that sits in your turbo hydrolics. Giggle Giggle

bounce bounce

by Brandon November 23, 2003

Wanker

Term used by lower class gents in Pittsburgh. Adopted to California slang in 1979.

by Brandon June 4, 2002

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 19, 2004

whhaer

a penis that is perfectly round and flat, like a plate.

Stop eating off your whhaer, you don't want to get it dirty just after you polished it.

by Brandon April 14, 2004

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004