arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.

(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious

by Brandon July 19, 2004

Low Sack

1.An attractive looking car that might occasionally turn you on.

2.An offencive move where someone tries grabbing the testicles and ripping them out with their bare hands.

1. That soccer player almost low sacked the goalie when the game was over.
2. That low sack really wanted me to rub my hands on the engine.

by Brandon August 25, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

dmb

N: Dave Mathews Band also called the best band by Mike and Jake.

I like dmb

by Brandon December 14, 2003

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

money sauce

A defining moment in competition to belittle your opponent.

that full house was "money sauce," bitch.

by Brandon June 17, 2006

chode

In general, a deformed penis.

His chode dangled disgustingly over his taint.

by Brandon July 24, 2006