whhaerrre

a vagina thats shaped like a plate.

Man, that's one big whhaerrre!

by Brandon April 14, 2004

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 01, 2004

light em up

1. Smoking you tires
2. Mass amounts of fire power

1. Dude, your car has 500 horsepower, LIGHT EM UP.
2. Theyve got us pinned down, LIGHT EM UP

by Brandon August 12, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

by brandon October 01, 2004

SLG

Smart Looking Guy- usually asian with glasses

Hey SLG is drunk again lets roll him down the stairs.

by Brandon March 23, 2004

Capisce

Italiano Meaning of "Understand?" Often used by popular Mafioso bosses like John 'Dapper Don' Gotti

You fuckin piece of shit,you come around here again ya dead,capisce?!

by Brandon December 05, 2003