BRANDON's definitions

dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

chode

a short and fat shaft on a penis.

tyler jones is a chode

by brandon November 11, 2003

Bumjum

hobo "man juice" that hobos keep in a jar for their whole life on the streets. Hobos use it as a pick me up
after a long night in the garbage can.

"that hobo has a really big can of bumjum in his knapsack.

by Brandon February 15, 2004

Low Sack

1.An attractive looking car that might occasionally turn you on.

2.An offencive move where someone tries grabbing the testicles and ripping them out with their bare hands.

1. That soccer player almost low sacked the goalie when the game was over.
2. That low sack really wanted me to rub my hands on the engine.

by Brandon August 25, 2004

sand dollar nipples

Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women

I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup

by Brandon February 2, 2004

pie

(1)A circular food traditionally served as a desert or a main course if it contains meat.(2) The best comeback on earth for 6th grade idiots. (3) My favorite food

MMMMMMM...... that pie sure smells good.

Me: Dude you are a little 6th grade pimple faced wangsta queer

6th grader: PIE!!!???!!!

Yum I really like pie, in fact it is my favorite.

by brandon May 13, 2005

Doofer

a) Noun, Person who fits no other description and must be called a name immediately
b) One who doofs
c) One who likes a doofer but will not act on it

Alex is a very strange kid and everyone seems to be obsessed with his wierdness, and it all goes back to him being a doofer.

by Brandon February 27, 2003