BOb's definitions

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

youji

sexy blonde bishounen with the hotest body and the most romantic wonderful person in the world.

Look at that Youji! He's so hot!

by bob November 17, 2004

Arkface

Someone who walks as if they have a pole jammed up their ass and also try to lick their ear.

Joel was walking like an Arkface

by Bob May 13, 2005

diddy

(Diddy) A term for a fat barstard with a violent attitude. Has the unusual tendancy to eat alot. Careful when drunk can dance like the opposite sex. DO NOT BE MISTAKEN.

My god he's eating like a diddy!
Haha look t him dance like a diddy!

by Bob January 18, 2005

smitch

(latin - smitcho, smitchere) 1. a callous man often spotted seeking pity in bars, taverns, and diners; 2. one who has obtained a new face. (see also: Finch)

Upon reviewing your application, Smitch, we at the Finch School of Medicine regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a candidate for the class of 2007.

by bob March 12, 2003

girv

lesbionic, ugly, scary creature

i hate girv
AHHH girv (hides face)

by bob January 23, 2005

bmac

The King "Mac Daddy"
see Brandon.

Brandon a.k.a bmac is the king.

by Bob June 11, 2003