BOb's definitions

Ildo

The term used to describe sticking a male penis between ones legs to create the illusion of a female vagina(mangina).

"Hey mum, look at my ildo! i look like a bitch!"

by bob March 19, 2003

loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

by bob March 14, 2005

Sponge Bog Square Head

A very rare species known to Earl Haig only, whose scientific name is bigussucksuptoteacherus

only one left known to man..... romanian..... how ironic
bogdan

by bob January 16, 2004

spectabulous

totally sweet in every possible way

This song is spectabulous

by bob October 22, 2003

2nr

Someone with nothing better to do than cut cards and degrade their partner.

The 2NRs chuckled for hours over the definition of "1NR" one of them wrote in an online dictionary.

by Bob November 6, 2003