BOb's definitions

chello

Often used instead of hello by polo wearing, pop collars, tiffany wearing girls.

Girl: What the flip are you even doing?
Other girl: I mean chello isn't it obvi!?

by bob April 14, 2005

Humpage

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

by Bob March 2, 2005

spenis(other definition)

Spenises are armies of tiny penises that attack the virgins and take no prisoners. They crawl down their virgin throats and suffocate them.

Oh no not the spenises... they r getting me! ahhh! Not my throa...

by bob February 22, 2005

klepto

Short for Kelptomaniac. Someone who collects and/or steals things at random and without reason. Someone with Kleptomania.

Yo homes, that nigga got klepto! Waste his ass!

I want to definte the word klepto on urbandictionary.com

by Bob July 30, 2004

plugs

the jewelry worn in stretched piercings. not called gauges. gauges are what the sizes are called. calling it a gauge would be like somebody asking you what you bought, and instead of saying a tshirt you said "A medium".

The kids plugs are 00 gauge.

by bob November 13, 2003

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

strom thurmond

Old shit.

Damn, Strom Thurmond is one fat strom thurmond.

by Bob January 20, 2003