Definitions by BOb

surface choad 

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

surface choad by Bob October 4, 2003

joad 

the space betweent your ball sack and butthole.

man my joad itches

joad by bob October 2, 2003

fantor 

A loser, who spends his life playing evercrap.

Fantor soloed the best monster in the game! He also soloed sex every day of his life.

fantor by Bob September 29, 2003

New York Yankees 

The Yankees own everything and everyone- mostly because they have deeeeeeeeeep pockets, and can afford to buy everthing and everyone.

Guy#1"Look, the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
Guy#2"It's ok, they've got billions where that came from!"

New York Yankees by Bob September 29, 2003

red sox 

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

red sox by Bob September 29, 2003

arovane 

serious electronic musician

joe: who the fuck is that, that shit is unreal
Bob:fukin arovane....who the fuck else

arovane by bob September 28, 2003

Steak and Shake

The process of making a person felate you, spit it back out into your anal cavity, and retrieve it with their tongue.

Katy is such a slut, she gave me a steak and shake last night.

Steak and Shake by bob September 28, 2003