BOb's definitions

popeye

internet tit

total pops

by bob September 6, 2003

hacky sack

testicles. hanging genitals, escpecially large, hairy ones. also when some one bangs thier scrotum

"eew man your hackey sack is mad hairy!"

" ow! my god damn hackey sack! FUCK!"

by bob February 5, 2003

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

c above

by bob May 12, 2003

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 3, 2003

De-Ashleytize

When you disinfect anything in your apartement that Ashley touched.

I de-ashletized the shower.

by Bob April 24, 2005

it was one of those 24 hour things

1. Originated nowhere in particular. Whenever you think about it, you automatically think of a one night stand that lasted pretty long and was apparently very good.
2. Whenever you went out with someone immature, fugly, hideous, or embarrassing in any way and you really can't avoid the fact that you actually went out, 'it was one of those 24 hour things'.

1. G: Hey, whats up I heard you fucked my friend last night?
B: Yah, it was one of those 24 hour things.
G: Oh, so she was really good then?

2. Person 1: Wow, I heard you went out with that ugly fag who gets stuffed into garbage cans and is a freshman.
Person 2: No I didn't.
Person 1: Yes, I swear you did.
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: I swear you did.
Person 2: It was one of those 24 hour things.
Person 1: I knew it!

by BoB April 23, 2005

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005