plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber
What sort of plank would do that !
by Boris August 05, 2003
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caedy

small belgian child, interests include
1. Animals
2. Cock
3. Chodes
by Boris May 30, 2003
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linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.
I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
by boris May 13, 2005
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gaymar

anything that has to do with OMAR KUNTATIVE
youre such a gaymar.
you gaymar suckout.
thtas so gaymar.
by Boris January 27, 2005
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floppa

to expose ones penis to an unsuspecting "victim" and have it returned to ones pants
nich did a floppa last night
by boris June 21, 2003
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paskapää

You fucking shithead-Senkin vitun paskapää
by BORIS February 13, 2004
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linux

An OS that runs servers a lot more fucking stable than Windows. By the way Windows fucks, RH9 is pretty damn simple to install. You can try it, or you can be amazed at the pretty icons Windows offers you.
Linux > Windows
People who can't use Linux should have their computers confiscated.

By the way, I hate you all.
by Boris August 16, 2003
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