Throng

The hatred of thong users.

I throng her so bad for thinking that sexy can’t come form a snowsuit.

by Boots May 04, 2022

sugardots

a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses

At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time

by Boots December 01, 2004

gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

by Boots October 08, 2003

silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 03, 2003

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 04, 2004

sexual jackpot

Anal sex with your girlfriend.

After years of begging I finally hit the sexual jackpot!

by Boots December 07, 2007

nice greg

A congratulatory remark usually given after an especially impressive demonstration of lankiness, i.e. hacking some serious sack.

"Whoa, Nice Greg!"

by Boots April 10, 2004