hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

desf

someones cat goes to the moon and dosen't bring tanning lotion.

(talking to someone) I'm sorry i heard about your desf.

by bobby May 07, 2005

blow gabriel

A word originating from the play Anything Goes where the cast sings a song called "Blow Gabriel". Of course this refers to a blow job.

This blows more than Gabriel.

by Bobby December 06, 2004

sploogefest

1.When you masturbate

2. When you masturbate with other people

i had the fattiest sploogefest yesterday!

by bobby May 13, 2005

DFW

Dumb Fonzie Wanna-be

Look at that dumb Fonzie Wanna-be pounding on the jukebox over there. I suppose tomorrow he'll be jumping a shark.

by Bobby June 20, 2003

Maxo

A short but fat Jew.

Man that Maxo was funny lookin

by Bobby March 02, 2004

bruise

a new term for sex

denting them thighs

by bobby December 19, 2003