LibMo

A liberal homosexual. Often found in urban settings, coastal states, gay bars and circuit parties.

Did you see that LibMo? The only thing straight about him is that he votes straight-ticket Democrat.

by BLT85022 August 01, 2019

AARP

AARP is for the American Association of Revolution Pilots, and to recognize all of those aviators who risked their lives flying during the Revolutionary War. It's an organization that came out of hiding on July 4, 2019 when our sitting President flubbed yet another speech, in which he referred to the Revolutionary War, in June of 1775, "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."

Now that the secret is out that we had airports in 1775, all the history books have to be re-written to include AARP. I bet he thinks Jimmy Hoffa was abducted during the Revolutionary War too.

by BLT85022 July 05, 2019

Whorenicopia

The Thanksgiving guest who gets totally wasted and can't keep from trying to lure unsuspecting party goers into compromising situations.

Look at that Whorenicopia. She's waiting for the wine and tryptophan to kick in before using a pumpkin pie to lure any young buck into her boudoir.

by BLT85022 November 04, 2011

Misting

To urinate delicately.

I was in the middle of a conversation when an uncontrollable urge to micturate came across me. The restroom was very close to where the guests were, so I succumbed to discretely misting so as not to draw focus on my direction.

by BLT85022 September 28, 2024