Definitions by BLT85022

YesterFriday 

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

YesterFriday by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

Redacted 

To disappear or go into hiding.

The pool water was 68 degrees, and when I jumped in, my balls redacted into my stomach.

Redacted by BLT85022 April 24, 2019

Self-Deficating 

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

Self-Deficating by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

Whorenicopia 

The Thanksgiving guest who gets totally wasted and can't keep from trying to lure unsuspecting party goers into compromising situations.

Look at that Whorenicopia. She's waiting for the wine and tryptophan to kick in before using a pumpkin pie to lure any young buck into her boudoir.

Whorenicopia by BLT85022 November 4, 2011