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Did you see that LibMo? The only thing straight about him is that he votes straight-ticket Democrat.
by BLT85022 August 1, 2019
Get the LibMomug. A professional homosexual. For someone who embraces being gay to such a degree that there's no doubt he's gay. Helen Keller would know that he's gay before he fully crossed the threshold into the gay bar. If there were to be an award for being the gayest one at the disco, it would go to the Promo.
Did you see that guy twirl and prance his way into the bar. He was wearing short-shorts, and you can see the scars on both knees. He's a total Promo.
by BLT85022 July 29, 2019
Get the Promomug. AARP is for the American Association of Revolution Pilots, and to recognize all of those aviators who risked their lives flying during the Revolutionary War. It's an organization that came out of hiding on July 4, 2019 when our sitting President flubbed yet another speech, in which he referred to the Revolutionary War, in June of 1775, "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocket’s red glare it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their star-spangled banner waved defiant."
Now that the secret is out that we had airports in 1775, all the history books have to be re-written to include AARP. I bet he thinks Jimmy Hoffa was abducted during the Revolutionary War too.
by BLT85022 July 5, 2019
Get the AARPmug. The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.
by BLT85022 November 11, 2011
Get the Self-Deficatingmug.