The Sexiest Devotchka

6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish

This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.

Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson

Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage


Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples

Dude did you see that chick?! She fully went Sexiest Devotchka on that idiot's
ass!!

by blah March 30, 2005

kink

A person who has junk.

That person is a kink.

by blah March 12, 2003

shooting guard

A position in basketball which usually shoots from the perimeter.

MJ is da best shootin guard

by blah June 08, 2003

ddf

DDF or "Ding Dong Fever": A condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.

by blah April 14, 2003

slade

The most badass cartoon villain if there ever was one.

You should never play with fire, Robin. You might get burned...

by Blah February 20, 2005

Dork

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

You are such a dork.

by Blah November 19, 2003

whizzoh

The Lord Of The Flies version of "Cool!"

Guy: I just porked a girl!
Man: Whizzoh!

by Blah August 09, 2003