BLAH's definitions

hiftoolipah

a condom that has a tendancy to break

that brand is cheap, all their products end up being hiftoolipahs.

by blah May 5, 2004

orgy

What anti-gay Hollywood politician Ahhnuld did with fellow bodybuilders during his youth.

Hey, Lou, "I'll be bacch" up your ass after I'm finished with Carl!

by blah September 6, 2003

tube

london underground/metro/subway

fuck the tube, I have a car.

by blah December 15, 2003

organise

The proper (non-American) way to spell it.

The English like to organise things properly.

by Blah November 9, 2004

irish

1. From Ireland.
2. The language that is only spoken in a minority of small areas in Ireland. The rest just have plain English.

1. 'Hello. I'm Irish.' (from Ireland)
2. 'Dia dhuit'='Hello'
'Maróidh mé thú le mo bhata mór'='I'm going to kill you with my big bat'
'Is maith liom do shrón'='I like your nose'

by blah January 2, 2005

Sammy Sosa

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!

"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes

by blah May 1, 2005

d/w

don't worry

<yo>: sorry, can't go out 2nite!
<tu>: d/w, maybe next time then

by blah November 20, 2003