juice wrld

juice wrld was a legend who passed away from a seizure earlier today which is 12/8/2019
person 1: shit i heard juice wrld died
person 2: first x an now juice wrld
by BLаZe December 08, 2019
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Sex

Danny is a pervert. He looked up sex on Urban Dictionary.
by BLаZe October 06, 2019
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Persona fans

Well, um... *sigh* a Persona fan is one of the cringiest weeaboo species to exist. Don't get me wrong, Persona is a GREAT franchise and you just can't NOT love it. So why am I making fun of the fanbase? Because literally 80% of Persona fans are just a bunch of horndog weeaboos who really wanna do something to characters like Makoto or Chie or worse- Nanako from Persona 4. You'll see the average Persona fan in their parent's basement with their Kasumi body pillow with mystery liquid all over it, while loving off Mountain Dew and Ramen and they never beaten a Persona game, let alone ever TOUCHED a Shin Megami Tensei game. The only parts they play through in Persona and actually give a shit about is maxing out all female confidants to where you can romance them and looking up Rule 34 art of their Persona waifu.
People like Persona fans are why we can't have anything nice.
by BLаZe March 23, 2021
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MADtv

Do I even need to explain? It's just filled with jokes. It's also 10 times better than SNL and the actors are AMAZING! And here's why.

The jokes: The jokes are INCREDIBLE! What's incredible about it, is that they suck bad. The only jokes are the actors themselves. "uH-Oh hAWt DaWG!" Where the hell is the joke? A bean would do a better job at making jokes.

MADtv vs. SNL: MADtv is so trashy, that it's 10 times better than SNL at making unfunny jokes, which is definitely saying something. At least people have heard of SNL.

The actors: The actors are horrible. Bobby Lee, Lisa Arch, Michael McDonald, Stephnie Weir, etc. The worst part is the annoying ass voices they all have. Dot sounds like she has braces on, but also has a speech impediment, Stewart's "goo-goos" haven't dropped, and every sentence he says, sounds like it's coming from an annoying autistic 5-year-old. And Bobby Lee... everything about him... sucks. BAD.

Conclusion: MADtv is awful. If anything, it's a form of torture. If you wanna annoy the fuck out of one of your friends, play MADtv, but I wouldn't wish even my worst enemy to watch a millisecond of MADtv. It's fucking horrible. SOME jokes are funny, but they're nothing more than a "heh" and I can't think of much that I laughed at from that fucking monstrosity. DO NOT, and I mean DO FUCKING NOT, watch MADtv. SNL is WAAAAAAYYYY better and SNL is trash. It's just hell.
by BLаZe January 20, 2021
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Fuck a Bitch Friday

Whenever its friday, you call up a bitch to fuck her. If you forget or if its not big enough, your a loser!
Austin: Man I gave Stephanie the best creampie.
Brad: Wait, it's Fuck a Bitch Friday?! Damn I forgot.
Nick: If it makes you feel better, my dick was too tiny. No pussy for me...
Austin: LMFAO losers!!
by BLаZe September 24, 2019
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Matthew

a badass who always got weed brownies and will fuck your shit up in mortal kombat
Jamal: Hey lets go to matthews house and smoke weed
Aiden: ight
by BLаZe May 21, 2019
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white pussy

what you wont get because your looking it up on urban dictionary and jerking off
Guy 1: MAN! I'm so TURNED ON by looking up white pussy on urban dictionary
Guy 2: Yeah great no one cares
by BLаZe May 23, 2019
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