Your Mom

The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.

Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

hip

The bone at your waist, possibly what your grandma had surgery on. Also a slang term associated with 80s, 90s, and 2000s, usually meaning new or cool.

My grandma broke her hip breakdancing to Rockin’ Robin.

Wow, that guys really hip,

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

gnarly

A slang word mostly used ironically and associated with the 80s. Can mean, really cool. Can also mean disgusting, dangerous, or strong.

1. “My dudes, that kickflip, was gnarly!”
2. “Thats a gnarly dude!”
3. “Bro’s, that smell is gnarly.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022