BJurv the Ambiguous's definitions

Pringles

A popular kind of potato chip. Ingredients are DRIED POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (CORN, COTTONSEED, HIGH OLEIC SOYBEAN, AND/OR SUNFLOWER OIL), DEGERMINATED YELLOW CORN FLOUR, CORNSTARCH, RICE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, MONO- AND DIGLYCERIDES, SALT, WHEAT STARCH. Sadly, a victim of simplified logos.

“I just ate some absolutely radical, tubular, and truly gnarly Pringles!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

Minecraft

A game developed by the Swedish company Mojang. It now sits as the best selling game of all time. Also highly memed because of the mostly kid userbase. Very beloved to many because of the nearly limitless possibilities of the many block pallets.

Parents Friend: How did Timmy end up in the hospital? Parents: Oh, he played minecraft for 73 hours straight.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Your Mom

The most low effort way to annoy someone. Works effectively in some cases. Can make a situation awkward.

Friend: “What are you doing? Me: “Your Mom.” or it could be, Mom: “Where were you!!?” Me: Your moms house. Wait.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022