BJurv the Ambiguous's definitions

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022

dude

A word most people laugh at when used ironically, but dont realize the irony that they likely say it as well.
Me and many others sadly fall into that category.

“Dude, that MTV Cribs episode was radical!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

dingle

A very deep, tree-filled valley. Also a peninsula in Ireland.

“Dude i’m stuck in a dingle! “ Or “Dude i’m stuck in Dingle!”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022

gnarly

A slang word mostly used ironically and associated with the 80s. Can mean, really cool. Can also mean disgusting, dangerous, or strong.

1. “My dudes, that kickflip, was gnarly!”
2. “Thats a gnarly dude!”
3. “Bro’s, that smell is gnarly.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.

Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022