BILL's definitions

road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

big white telephone

Yet another replacement for the word toilet, but this one is generally used when someone is vomiting.

Willy had way too much beer, and now he's in the bathroom on the big white telephone talking to Rraaaalph.

by bill April 21, 2004

son bitch

A variation of the phrase "son of a bitch", but with a southern US accent.

Skeeter, get me a beer ya son bitch.

by bill April 24, 2004

downity

considerate of others, not uppity

If one isn't uppity, they are downity.

by Bill February 14, 2004

jount

Jount can be used as a replacement for ANY noun. If used as a verb, it also acts as a license to get punched in the face by those who feel like punching you.

Q: "What is the meaning of life?"
A: "Jount."

by Bill February 8, 2003

Glazed Donut

The glaze affect left on ones face after eating Poonis

Yo son.. what did you just eat cause it looks like you had a glazed donut!

by Bill December 5, 2003