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daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come but and a truely special thing.
Layla loves her daddy.

Daddy took Kaylee swimming today.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
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cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches
If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
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Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.
Swim away! It's the blackness monster.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.
your grandpa is a toddler.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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hell

Eternal Damnation, satan, fire, and evil are all good descriptive words of hell.

Your ex, baby mama, baby daddy, child support, and alomony are also good descriptive words of hell
Jarrod made a stupid choice, now he is in hell.
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006
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gang

A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other poor people, sell drugs to their own kin, and have babies.

There are 4 main gangs with tens of thousands of "sub-gangs"
hey I'm bored...lets join a gang!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LETS MAKE ONE UP.

hell yeah, then lets post it on urban dictionary that our gang is super cool.

FO SHIZZLE!
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
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