BEN's definitions

Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.

I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!

by ben December 28, 2005

meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005

what it is

something you say to someone that you want to fight, kinda like "what you got?"

Drew:you actin like a litte bitch
Ben: what it is?... see me

by ben May 13, 2005

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

Mud guppies

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

by ben November 12, 2003

bunkered

Usually used when refering to paintball. when you someone sneeks up on you and shots you 5 times point blank because you SUCK!!!

That noob just got bunkerd.

by Ben March 11, 2004