BEN's definitions

John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

by Ben August 18, 2006

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.

we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.

by Ben June 9, 2004

Rum

(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.

Hey there, bar keep. Let me get a rum and coke and keep em' comin.

by ben October 6, 2003

stuy

A school completely devoid of African American Brothers.

Look at that kid. He is not an African American Brother.

by ben December 21, 2004

Swamp Donkey

FUGLY Bird

Lucie your a one legged swanp donkey

by Ben February 25, 2004

celibacy

Abstaining from sex, period. Often enforced upon members of clergy, and thus resulting in the rape or molestation of children.

When you deny basic human biology you invite disaster, just look at the celibate Catholic priests.

by Ben September 29, 2004