BEN's definitions

fufner

An old man who wears a hat. Usually sporting a large mustache and cardigan (knitted).

Hey, you sass that hoopy fufner? That cardigan makes him look teh smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

poo

something that comes out of your ass

"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen

by ben February 28, 2005

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

flibberty jibbers

a word used to express sarcastic surprise. (eg.) SURPISE!!!!!!!!!!! "oh, flibberty jibbers, i wasnt expecting that,"

i just gave the example in the definition paragraph. doh

by ben May 13, 2005

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 1, 2003

humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.

Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.

by Ben September 8, 2006

essex

home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did

a place where burbury rules

by ben December 6, 2004