BEJ0124's definitions

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

curly sue

1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl

2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair

After I ate that entire burrito, I left a curly sue in the toilet.

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011