BEJ0124's definitions

HJ Classic

When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.

Dude, I got an HJ Classic from Whitney last night!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

curly sue

1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl

2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair

After I ate that entire burrito, I left a curly sue in the toilet.

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011