BATMAN's definitions

skeet

common word used in hip hop, most common use is the ejaculate on someone or somethin

angelo used his dick to skeet all over dana's virgin eyes

by Batman January 2, 2005

nodles

like noodles, but reeealy teeny noodles.

"woah hey im not in mood for noodles! they look wayy too big"

"yo dude! try some nodles!"

"just what i need man, thanx"

by batman March 18, 2005

evil

concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.

1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.

by Batman February 21, 2003

spossle

Apple (as opposed to boysenberry)

Mom: What flavors of jelly?
Jacob: Spossle and boysenberry.
Mom: What was the first one?
Jacob: Apple.

by batman July 1, 2004

fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

by batman July 1, 2004

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003