BATMAN's definitions

bonkle

present tense of bonkled (2nd def)

They were about to bonkle the bearded lady

by batman July 22, 2004

webb eye

when a persons eye is shaped like a mans japs eye

shut you webb eyed cunt

by batman March 5, 2004

Walpole

the coolest, best person ever!!

Mike: i got an A on my math test!
Matt: way to go, you're a real Walpole!!

by Batman March 5, 2004

evil

concentrated foulness; intentionally bad; extremely malignant; Microsoft.

1. wow, microsoft put a lot of evil into their new windows professional edition.
2. help! my new windows professional edition just tried to cut off my penis! that's pretty darn evil.

by Batman February 21, 2003

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

wtf

Possibly the world's greatest acrinem however the hell u spell it
stands for what the fuck

WTF, mates? -this is from ebaumsworld on the end of the world, and if u havent watched it yet u MUST!!! or u will die so go to www.ebaumsworld.com and go to the search in the top right hand corner and type in end of the world-

by Batman January 27, 2005

itide

is a greasy whop who uses a bottle of gel to spike up half a inch of hair

sebastiano and tony are stupid focking itide's

by batman February 2, 2005