goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

verbal abuse

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

Tragic: The Gathering

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 03, 2003

Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Chain Letter

adj. Annoying

"Man, this ulcer in my mouth is Chain Lettering me!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003