BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

poverty

To live malnourished and homeless, forced to eat out of a toilet.

Your uncle Susanne is a poverty stricked hobo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 1, 2003

drizzle

1) A light shower of rain
2) Drug addict

1) The rain drizzled down her testicles
2) We be bizzling some ecstatizzle, fo shizzle ma drizzle

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

font

The display of text on a computer. Comes in Sans or Sans Serif. Some are so oddified that you cannot tell.

Sans:
Times New Roman, Courier, Nimrod etc.

Sans Serif:
Verdana, Arial, MS Sans Serif etc.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

n0b

A n00b's penis.

That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

e-cronym

Electronic-acronyms, often used by trendy, teenage girls on the Internet or even in real spoken conversations.

Spoken, 'LOL' is pronounced how it sounds, while 'LMAO' is pronounced 'Leh-may-oh' and 'ROFL' is 'Roff-el' (rhymes with 'Waffle').

"OMG did u c dat HOTT guy over dere???!!?!?!? LOL OMG he wuz hotter dan EMINEM!!!1! g2g cya" - Electronic

"Oh my god! I am so tired, like, totally! Lol!" - Spoken

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003

fart

An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2006

Hip-pop

Ja Rule's occupation, based on the devouration of hot-dogs and saying 'Murder Inc.' in every song.

... And here is Ja Rule, the unloved Hip-Pop artist who just released his new album 'Where Would I Be Without Thirty Bags of Wombat Flesh?'

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003