Definitions by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP

meat alternatives 

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

meat alternatives by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

¬_¬ 

azn term used all over oekaki boards, message boards, chat rooms and the general internet. Used when they think someone has done something suspicious, even when it is clearly obvious.

Other azn terms include:

^_^
^^
o.O
o.o;;;;;;
=D
._.
^^;;

¬_¬ by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

smelly jelly

cum

We had smelly jelly for dessert. The maid put ice cream on the side for us.

smelly jelly by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

the duck is eating a mango 

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

the duck is eating a mango by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Lavigne 

Evil, blasphemous word. True definition is unknown. Possibly means 'cat vomit'.

Lavigne by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

ura suk 

Non-sensical ramblings spurted on the internet by azns, net whores and geeks. Generally translated it means 'You Are A Suck', though this makes no sense still. The best translation would be 'You Suck'.

PongO124: I wnet 2 teh farm yestay! LOZL!
Yuriporker: Shut the hell up, fucktard.
PongO124: GRR!!!111 URA SUK!!!
Yuriporker: Shit man, get a life.
Pong)124: SHut teh fack uop, man!1

ura suk by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

phat-ass pants by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003