It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.
<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.
by bastardized bottomburp May 18, 2003
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retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'
<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
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dr evil

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.
Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".
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Dr. Evil

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.
"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
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shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.
He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003
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Jeeves

Name of butler in any rich person's house.
If you name your son Jeeves, he will be doomed to a future of butlery.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 07, 2003
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colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
My colon is feelin' great, thank you!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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